JUST FOR FUN
- Two bats were hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst
day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day
I had diarrhea!"
By LadyD.
- Two dog owners are arguing over whose dog is
the cleverest.
‘My dog is so smart’, says the first owner, ‘that
every morning he waits for the paper boy to
come round. He tips the boy and then brings the
newspaper to me, along with my morning cup of
coffee.’
‘I know,’ says the second owner.
‘How do you know?’
‘My dog told me.
